The kids say...

Jovie: Mom, I do not have on enough makeup. 

Me: You have on a lot of makeup. How much would be enough?

Jovie: Like three pounds of lipstick. 

Me: I don't think anyone ever wore three pounds of lipstick. 

Jovie: Then I'm going to set a record. 

Me: Be careful eating that. It's pretty hot. 

Jovie: We're Jedis. Don't worry.

Isaac: We have the force.

Isaac is downstairs singing Taylor Swift (Shake it Off) and Rhianna/Eminem (Monster). 

Jovie: You're the best mom in the Milky Way. 
Me: Awwww.
Jovie: That's just a Star Wars joke.